Lynette is a real life "final girl." For years she has attended a support group with women like her, others who have survived their own massacres years prior. Each of them has coped with the trauma in their own ways. Heather turned to drugs, Adrienne to self-help. Lynette became paranoid. She learned as much self-defense as . . .
A brand new Orsk furniture store has popped up in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. A competitor of the notorious Ikea, Orsk is designed in the same dizzying, maze-like style. Amy hates working for Orsk almost as much as she hates working underneath Basil, a rule-spouting Orsk . . .