Simon Snow’s story is over. He’s no longer the Chosen One. He’s no longer a mage. He can barely get himself up off the couch. And his relationship with Baz is...very much uncertain. Penelope decides what they all need is a holiday. So Simon, Penny, and Baz wind up on a road trip across western America, and run into just as much . . .
Simon Snow is the Chosen One. Or, that’s what everybody’s always telling him, anyway. He’s terrible with magic. But he’s been prophesied, they say, and he’s the only one who can stop the Insidious Humdrum, a magic-eating monster. And then there’s Baz, his nemesis, possibly vampiric roommate at Watford, who is . . .